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Trail Signal

Will my phone work on this hill?

Getting lost in the Scottish Highlands is a rite of passage. Getting lost without the ability to call Mountain Rescue — or worse, without Spotify — is completely unacceptable.

Trail Signal is a UK outdoor map that knows where your phone will stop working. It cross-references Ofcom's charmingly optimistic predictions with what phones actually measure out there — and then, the flagship trick: it taps you on the shoulder about 400 m before a dead zone, screen off, phone in pocket. "Last signal — dead zone ahead. Signal expected back in ~1.6 km. Send messages and make calls NOW."

  • Dead-Zone Alerts: live look-ahead warnings while you walk or run, with a lock-screen countdown to signal returning. No other outdoor app does this, which we choose to interpret as visionary rather than niche.
  • Signal Reports: feed it any GPX route and get the verdict before you've laced your boots — every dead zone, the longest gap and where it bites, the patchy stretches in between.
  • Actually Offline: full topographic maps — contours, rights of way, 3D terrain, the coverage layers themselves — downloaded to the phone. Works with zero bars, which is rather the point.
  • Real Measurements: every recorded walk feeds an anonymised community coverage map. Predictions say what should happen out there; boots measure what actually does.
  • Free during beta: everything is free while we work it out. Record and share 25 km of signal data and your first year of the eventual paid plan (around £19.99/yr) is free. We call this the Founding Contributor programme because it sounds considerably grander than "please test our app".

In The Lab

Things that don't exist yet — we're being honest about that. Coming to Trail Signal in roughly this order, with no dates attached, because we have learned that particular lesson the way everyone learns it.

  • Watch My Walk: live location sharing that understands signal — "entering a predicted 1.2 km dead zone, expect them back online around 15:40, don't worry yet." Built for the person at home doing the worrying, who, let's be honest, is the real customer.
  • Nearest Signal: one tap, even offline: "signal ~600 m north-east — up the ridge." Mountain Rescue's first piece of advice, automated.
  • Satellite Sky-View: satellite messaging is arriving on phones, but it needs open sky — and it fails in exactly the gorges and forests where phone signal dies too. We'll map which dead zones satellite can rescue, and which valleys are just properly, magnificently off-grid.
Trail Signal 3D map of Ben Lawers with EE coverage draped over the terrain
A recorded track on the West Highland Way coloured by signal strength — grey where the signal died EE predicted coverage over Loch Tay and Ben Lawers

Under the hood: MapLibre, PMTiles, Capacitor, and a UK basemap we slimmed from 3.2 GB to 1.4 GB because restraint is technically a virtue.

Pension Planner

Because math is terrifying.

Am I going to run out of money before I run out of breath? That is the million-pound question.

Pension Planner (PensionTools) is a ludicrously powerful Progressive Web App designed to stress-test your pension drawdown strategy until it shatters. It simulates thousands of market futures so you can panic about going broke today, rather than 20 years from now.

  • Monte Carlo Engine: 1,000 simulated market futures mapping the exact probability of financial ruin.
  • Tax Optimization Algorithms: Automatically structures SIPP and ISA withdrawals to ruthlessly stay within the basic rate tax band, keeping HMRC away.
  • Protection Mode: A defensive algorithm that cuts spending during sequence-of-return risk scenarios.
  • Local-First Architecture: Complete privacy. 100% of your financial data runs and stays locally on your device.
Pension Planner Desktop
Chris Booth - CEO

Chris Booth

The Board of Directors

My overarching corporate strategy is simple: If these apps can generate just enough revenue to cover my Cloudflare usage and AI API tokens, I will consider this a total corporate triumph. I operate with zero VC funding, zero meetings, and zero adherence to standard working hours.